Adult: your hickey is crude and trashy, you should be ashamed
me:
- is a teenager
- is living life and having fun
- is bothering no one
- hasn’t had 3 failed marriages
- didn’t ask, martha
internet jokes come and go but bad fanfiction is eternal
you may even say bad fanfiction is
immortal
no
(via thekingofwinter)
i’m so jealous of people who can play piano because you can show off your skills so subtly, like, oh there’s a piano here i’ll tap out a fun song. but with any other instrument it’s like HERE I’LL JUST WHIP OUT MY VIOLA or GOOD THING I BROUGHT MY FRENCH HORN HERE WITH ME
IVE BEEN CARRYING THIS UPRIGHT BASS AROUND FOR JUST THIS MOMENT
(via cherryrevenge)
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